This Is Too Weird Not To Say Anything
Posted at December 16, 2005 03:32 PM - Category: Life
I suppose I should open up a new category and file this under useless banter, but I've developed a rather interesting condition. In the right side of my chest, I've developed a painful area. I'm not sure if something got bruised or what, but putting pressure on it with too large of a breath or certain contortions of my body results in the pain being activated. I've also got a case of the sniffles. And here's the interesting part: I can't sneeze. Not at all. What happens is when I get right up to the point that I'm going to do the actual sneezeing, the painful area in my chest gets pushed on and causes my body to spasm away from the sneeze to avoid the pain. As a result, I can't get to the actual sneezeing part no matter what I do. Not even if I want to (which I do!). Odd, to say the least.
Sorry to bore you all, but I needed to get that out.
